directed by: Michael Lehmann
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| Someone is trying to give Keyboard Cat a run for his money. |
-Eric is drinking from a blood prostitute (as a group let's come up with a name for them) who is about as convincing as Scarlett Johansson's acting. Yes, someone had to say it.
-Lorena comes in and for once she's useful, because she makes Eric do this:
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| I'd give that man all the minutes. |
HOTEL CARMILLA
-Boy the costume department is hell bent on getting the most out of those robs.
-Sookie listens in on Isabel's human, Hugo's, mind and it's a hall of mirrors that just echo "forever."
-Isabel hits the nail on the head when she says, "people of the church, they have a way of not trusting a woman when she's absent a man." Amen sista.
LORENA FLASHBACK
-Music Moment of the Night: "Hard-Hearted Hannah". In the episode Bill is playing and singing this on the piano, but this version is from Ella Fitzgerald.
-To be honest, I find Bill quite dashing in this scene.
-Lorena, who now joins the ridiculous accent club, chats up a couple and gets them to agree to a foursome. Girl moves fast.
-Apparently Bill's name in this little scenario is "Guillaume".
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| ...okay |
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Sam is finally addressing the scratches in the room.
-Daphne says she's counting her blessings since she got mauled by Maryann. She better start counting them faster.
STACKHOUSE HOUSE FOR WAYWARD TRAVELLERS
-"I wish I had a fancier crib for you to squat in."
-In another turn of events, I actually find Tara and Eggs cute in this scene. There obviousness is endearing.
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| He didn't even have to take his shirt off to impress me! |
-Steve and Sarah are wearing matching ties. That is a weird personality trait that I definitely believe about that couple.
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| That and they've only done missionary. |
"I hope so."-Ha.
-Jason and Luke rekindle their bromance to build a platform so that a vampire can meet the sun. Is the platform really necessary?
HOTEL CARMILLA
-I enjoy Sookie in this scene. She is funny and smart. I feel like the show ignores these positives aspects whenever they please and it's a damn shame.
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| A damn shame. |
-"Besides now if I die today, who cares? At least I'll never have to feel old and unloved and unwanted."-That's all of us.
MARYANN'S CAR
-Tara and Eggs are off to find some hardware something when Eggs recognizes a place he's never been. I do not care.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Note to self: do not surprise Terry!
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| Damn. There go my Saturday night plans. |
-Terry busts that shit up and tells the best story while doing it: "Back when we were kids playing cops and robbers in Me-maw and Pa-po's backyard, you always used to make your arrest with dignity."
-One of the things I really like about True Blood is not just the portrayal of PTSD, but also the fact that the characters have it. As someone with PTSD, I find it frustrating when television shows that have otherwise great character development ignore the fact that their characters would probably have PTSD given the situations they're put in. And now I'm stepping off my soapbox.
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| Finally! |
-Sam does need to get slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit.
LIGHT OF DAY CAMP
-Men can you please stop calling your penises your "johnson"? It's gross.
-Luke breakdowns the hierarchy of sins. Apparently having gay sex with a vampire is the "creme de la creme" of sin. Which creme is he talking about?
-"Jason Stackhouse, abstinent."
"Sounds good doesn't it?"
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| "Not really."-Jason and me. |
-Man homosexuals are really taking a beating at The Fellowship of the Sun.
LORENA FLASHBACK
-Bill is a monster for making fun of that man's stutter.
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| Ok there may be a few other things that make him a monster. |
WOODS
-Tara and Eggs find the place he doesn't remember being. Even though there is blood everywhere I'm still bored.
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| *yawn* |
FELLOWSHIP OF THE SUN CHURCH
-It's funny. In this scene everyone is putting on an act and the act that they're putting on is "be an asshole".
-Steve thinks Sookie isn't really a Christian because she doesn't know what a lock in is. Is it a very common thing?
-Gabe uses the phrase "titties". Gross.
ANDY'S CAR
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| PIG! |
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Pam comes to visit Lafayette and he asks Pam "is you real?"
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| Or is this the beginning of a sex dream? |
-Pam says she could stay in the lock in freezer in a pinch. Unfortunately, we never, ever see this happen.
FELLOWSHIP OF THE SUN CHURCH
-Apparently Steve's dad's tomb is buried beneath the church. I believe the Fellowship of the Sun would be pretentious enough to do that.
-Steve says the Catholic Church is polluted by evil. Pot calling the kettle black.
-Sarah is almost a human being in this scene.
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| As opposed to being pudding. |
-Lorena plans on trapping Bill with her vagina.
STACKHOUSE HOUSE FOR WAYWARD TRAVELLERS
-Tara and Eggs act like they've never seen a horror movie and get high while trying to find everybody.
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| Do they even realize how much riskier it is, because they're black?! |
-This is a great scene to show who has a no nudity clause in their contract and who doesn't.
-Also is Carl like some kind of orgy referee?
HOTEL CARMILLA
-The room service menu says Tru Blood is $45. How much is it normally?
-Hoyt drives all the way to see Jessica while wearing his first date shirt.
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| It's already proven to be lucky. |
-Sarah and Jason get nasty in the church.
WOODS
-Nothing good comes from drum music.
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| Don't do anything to his cute butt! |
SPOILERS
-Is Eric so nice to the prostitute because Pam was one?
-Eric realizes Sookie is more than human, but not that she's part fairy.
-Eric last saw Godric during WWII.
Screencaps were procured at Home of the Nutty.
Leave a comment if you want!
Also just to let you guys know, next week I'll start recapping the 8th (current) season of Doctor Who. Steven Moffat's still working on it so I have plenty to be snarky about!
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