directed by: Daniel Menahem
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| You beautiful WAS-Fellowship of the Sun bastards. |
-Picking up right where we left off, there is a dead person in Andy's car! That's why you always have to roll the windows down for your hookers.
-Just joking! It's Miss Jeanette and not Lafayette like we were psyched out to believe!
-Tara is giving Ginger a run for her money with that screaming.
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| And with her life choices. |
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Andy is really pushing this whole "she wasn't killed in my car" thing. Seems suspicious.
-"You're overworked. You're also drunk."
"What? I'm not overworked."-You and me both Andy.
BILL'S HOUSE
-Bill pronounces the "h" in "whilst".
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| I pronounce the "h" in "horrible". |
-I'd make fun of Bill recycling, but I'm from Portland, so I actually cried a single tear.
JASON'S HOUSE
-Studying The Fellowship of the Sun book is probably the first time Jason has ever used a highlighter.
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| Except on his hair. |
-I want to record Kenya's tutting, because honestly I need that in my life.
-Lettie Mae barges in during the questioning, because she finally cares about Tara's involvement with the law? Nope! Miss Jeanette's death is all about her.
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| Sookie will play this card soon and often. |
-Lafayette is chained up in the basement in Fangtasia with some other people. They get a bucket and we get to hear the sound effects. Everyone is being tortured.
-"You shut your mouth you fucking inbreed."
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| Making friends and influencing people everywhere. |
-Bill and Jessica are trying to out ridiculous each other with their accents.
POLICE DEPARTMENT
-I may not like Maryann, but I do like the trick she plays on Lettie Mae.
BILL'S HOUSE
-Bill is a fuddy duddy and Jessica wants to rebel. This dynamic can only be funny for so long.
-"Compared to Fangtasia this blows."-Truer words were never spoken.
-Sookie accuses Bill that if Jessica was still with Eric then Sookie wouldn't know about Jessica. She is spot on.
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| It won't be the last time it happens Sookie! |
-Steve and Nan are going at it on tv...not that way...I wish.
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| You could stake the sexual tension. |
-Steve is the most famous person Jason has ever met. The most famous person I ever met was Kristen Bell or David Tennant. Who's more famous?
-Sarah says that you can't put a price on salvation. Pretty sure the Catholic church has tried that.
MARYANN'S MANSION
-"There was a bit of a murder in my parking lot."-If I'm ever murdered please call it "a bit of a murder."
SAM'S FLASHBACK
-Even young Sam had a cute butt.
STACKHOUSE HOUSE
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| Here is the PG version of it. |
-Sookie is listening to a record. What a hipster. She's probably only cleaning Gran's room out to look for vintage finds.
-You shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but Gran was knitting an ugly ass scarf.
-Sookie learns that Uncle Bartlett is dead. Duh duh duh.
MARYANN'S MANSION
-Everyone is smoking pot and being cool, but really it's boring as fuck.
-Eggs says he has never eaten kumquat. What is wrong with him?
-This is what I think whenever Eggs talks:
-Maryann has a strong pimp slap.
ROAD CREW
-Even Hoyt knows that The Fellowship of the Sun is bad and he is really sheltered.
-Sookie drops off the check to Jason. Some divine intervention...or a just some plot.
SAM'S FLASHBACK
-Maryann has sex with Sam. That's all.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-9 out of 10 artificial nails are down! Arlene girl you do need some back up.
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| The horrors! |
-The conversation with Lafayette and the redneck is gold.
-"You do not need to be telling me this shit."-White people, right?
-I feel bad for Lafayette. Being stuck in a shit town and doing whatever it takes to get out.
-"I pray to god you ain't the last motherfucker I meet before I die."
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| I'd be ok if a shirtless Lafayette was the last person I met before I die. |
-I shouldn't be surprised Arlene is super racist or a hypocrite. She makes a joke about "more chins than a Chinese phonebook" and then yells at some ladies "don't you people have any shame?!"
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| Nope! |
BILL'S HOUSE
-Bill decides that statistics are the best way to win Jessica over.
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| It doesn't work. |
SAM'S TRAILER
-Sookie needs to hear that she isn't the center of Sam's universe.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Bud is looking good.
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| 1st place indeed! |
-Spoiler, that statue has nothing to do with Maryann's obsession with Sam. I try not to spoil, but the plot is too boring for me to care.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Musical Moment of the Night: "Golden State" by John Doe and Kathleen Edwards. Plays in the background during the scene.
END
BILL'S HOUSE
-Sookie makes us realize that she is responsible for a lot of death so far and it's only the beginning of the second season.
-Sookie and Bill bone. To quote Jessica, "ew."
FANGTASIA
-Finally a badass motherfucking vampire that isn't an embarrassment to vampires!
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| Of course that vampire is Eric. |
Sorry about the delay between the seasons guys. I was on an insomnia vacation. It's crazier than most vacations.
SPOILERS
-In the books Sookie uses the inheritance as a donation to a hospital. It's a lot better than what happens in the show.
-Bill goes on and on about what a redemption Sookie is for him. He says the same stuff throughout the seasons. Unfortunately, that's giving Sookie a lot more credit than she's worth and it shows his unwillingness to take responsibility for his own life which makes him pretty shit.
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