directed by: Scott Winant
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| I want to be Pam so badly. |
-"Be quiet!"
"Eat shit!"-Jessica is telling Bill what he needs to hear.
-Speaking of people hearing things that they need to hear, Bill might be an asshole right now, but Sookie needs to hear the consequences of what she's done.
-Sookie leaves the car in a huff and Bill demands that she come back. Fuck that. Of course that means Sookie is alone in the woods.
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| It's hard to tell who is being the dumbest. |
THE WOODS
-Sookie is attacked. Shocker!
-Sookie describes the thing that attacked her as "bull human". Is she sure it wasn't this?
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| It's super serious y'all. |
-Sam is a jerk to Daphne, but she's a pretty terrible waitress so she deserves it.
-Tara is your annoying friend who talks about how much she doesn't drink at parties.
FANGTASIA
-New character alert: Dr. Ludwig!
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| She may be more badass than Eric...and more sexy. |
-Eric calls Pam and Chow in to search for the bull human. Is anyone else weirdly reminded of the Scooby Gang in Buffy?
-Pam Line of the Night: "He can do it. I'm wearing my favorite pumps."
LIGHT OF DAY CAMP
-Jason has a sexy dream about Vampire Eddie and then tries to pray the gay away.
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| Just like regular Jesus camp. |
-Bill and Eric have a dick measuring contest. Unfortunately, it's not a literal one.
-Bill talks to Sookie like she's a child. Yikes.
-Sadly Pam's pumps are ruined and the bull human has not been found.
-"And Pam, those were great pumps."-Eric is such a better maker than Bill.
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| RIP Pam's Pumps |
MARYANN MANSION
-As much as I dislike all this Maryann stuff, I would love to be in that fruit paradise.
-Tara eats this shit up like she's never had a friend before. I'm offended on Gran's behalf.
SAM'S TRAILER
-Sam is planning on heading out of town and is looking for someone to take over. Terry isn't his first choice. Fair enough.
-Terry calls Sam a coward.
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| Fair enough. |
-In some sort of support group, Sarah says that humans are just "living, breathing snack machine[s]" for vampires. I think of it more as those beer hats.
-The support group is for vampire victims, but Jason is like the complete opposite of a vampire victim.
-Sarah argues that a human wouldn't torture another human. It's too easy to mock.
FANGTASIA
-Apparently Ginger made Sookie a "two top sandwich", not a "tube top sandwich."
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| I still wouldn't eat it. |
-Sookie finds Lafayette in the basement who asks, "Do I look like a vampire?" Sadly not.
MARYANN'S MANSION
-I bet Eggs is one of those guys who carries his guitar around everywhere and plays it even though no one asks him to.
-Tara looks quite pretty, but Eggs is so boring and we don't need another character with a sob story.
FANGTASIA
-I know we're suppose to dislike Eric, because he put Lafayette in the torture basement, but he's looking good in this scene.
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| It's all that goddamn swagger. |
-Eric does not respond well to threats, but doesn't really do anything when Sookie slaps him.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Speaking of characters looking good, Sam looks hot when he's all concerned.
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| Nice and understanding does look good on him. |
BILL'S HOUSE
-Sire of the Year has left Jessica all alone.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
FANGTASIA
-Pam springs Lafayette and we all realize that these two should have their own show.
-Musical Moment of the Night: "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground. Plays when Jessica enters the bar.
-I could fall for both Hoyt and Jessica at this moment.
-"You should try the chicken fried steak, because it's like a chicken and a steak got together made a baby. A delicious, crispy baby."-I've never had chicken fried steak before, but I want him to describe all my food to me.
-Jessica comes right out and admits that she's a vampire. Good for her.
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| This is just here, because she is adorable. |
-Sookie thankfully pushes aside Bill's concern and negotiates a deal with Eric for her to go look for Godric and Lafayette to leave the torture dungeon.
-"Perhaps I'll grow on you."
"I'd prefer cancer."-Boo Sookie!
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| This is just here, because he's adorable. |
-I'm pretty sure Bill carries Lafayette out like he's a baby.
MARYANN'S MANSION
-Pig!
STEVE'S HOUSE
-Jason uses his fork like I do when I'm trying to imitate Hannibal.
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| Spoiler, it does not look like this. |
-Jason is going to get Sarah's banana pudding alright.
BILL'S HOUSE
-Hoyt's got a doll collection in his closet. Jessica still wants him though.
-Jessica gets her fang boners and says, "I'd die if I wasn't already dead."
BILL'S CAR
-Lafayette's vet uncle is going to stitch him up. Good luck with that.
-Lafayette leaves and Sookie and Bill talk about couple stuff while Bill's hair looks terrible.
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| The make-up/hair department was busy making everyone else look good. |
-Tara and Lafayette are in the hot tub when a "massage therapist" decides to give Eggs a "massage". Tara escapes in the comfiest looking towel ever.
-Tara starts to question everything around her.
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| Finally. |
-Bill immediately over reacts to two people making out even though him and Sookie were about to do it on the front porch.
A LAKE
-Sam swims around naked in a lake and Daphne joins him. It's pretty awkward.
-The audience sees the scratches (hey that's the name of the episode!) on Daphne's back.
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| *cue ominous music. |
SPOILERS
-So in the book, Maryann is known as Calisto and tells Sookie she's a maenad. Unfortunately, a lot of plot will be spent trying to figure out what Maryann is.
-Also in the books, the maenad scratches Sookie as a warning to Eric for him to give her tribute. The show suggests it's, because Sookie is trying to get Tara to move in with her.
-Eric tries to give Sookie his blood instead of Bill. He will succeed in a few episodes.
-Sarah says that she thinks her sister was killed by vamps. In a way she's right, because Amber is a vampire as we find out in the 7th season.
-Pam wants to keep Lafayette as a pet, but Eric says that Pam already has enough pets. If this is true we do not see a single one of them.
Screencaps procured at Home of the Nutty.
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