directed by: Michael Lehmann
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| Lafayette teaching Eric to dance. |
-Jason gets punk'd by Luke and the other religious weirdos. It's similar to when Jason pretended he was a vampire to Dawn except it doesn't end up in sex.
-I've never punched somebody, but I kind of want to just to use Jason's line: "How's you nose?" *punch*
-When Jason gets serious he removes his tie. It's a clip on.
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| Seriously, I need someone to make .gifs for me. |
BILL'S HOUSE
-Bill is still overreacting about Hoyt and Jessica making out. He threatens to throw Hoyt out of a window "that is closed." I'll admit it. It's pretty funny.
-Hoyt leaves, not before being ridiculously sweet to Jessica. They're this shows version of Buffy and Angel.
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| The truest of vampire/human loves. |
LAKE
-Sam likes night and nature because there aren't people. Amen brother.
-Daphne points out that Bon Temps is pretty much a shithole. I have to agree. Though the town with sweet potato pancakes sounds just as terrible.
-The word of the day returns with "opaque".
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| Thank goodness that lake isn't opaque. |
-Tara tells Maryann she is ready to GTFO. Not everybody can handle an orgy.
-I really dislike Maryann's character, she's kind of this season's Amy, but Michelle Forbes does a wonderful job portraying her.
LIGHT OF DAY CAMP
-The jesus freaks are debating who was the first vampire: Lazarus, Jesus, or Cane Cain (I so don't know jesus stuff). I can definitely see this happening if vampires really did exist.
-Someone states that the first evil was Eve with the whole apple business. It further engrains my hate of these guys.
-Jason, however, offers the perfect rebuttal. "That wasn't evil. That was just skirting the rules. Evil is making the premedicated [sic] choice to be a dick."
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| Bless him. |
-Tara moves in on her birthday and Sookie only gives her an old picture. It's a shit gift.
-Sookie tells Tara that she's going to Dallas because of vampires and Tara exclaims that "the sex can't be that good." Ha.
-Sooke rebuttals that the sex is good, but she loves Bill. I'm surprised you guys didn't hear my "ugh" wherever you are.
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| UUUUGGGGHHHH |
MORGUE
-Bud, Kenya, and Mike are doing police stuff with dead Miss Jeanette laying right there.
-Bud makes the joke, "we are looking at a human and animal collaboration." Kenya is not impressed since there is a dead black lady with her heart cut out. She's kind of on target.
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| Bud is right though. |
LAFAYETTE'S DISPENSARY
-Tara once again comes throwing accusations at Lafayette that a Stackhouse told her. Somethings never change.
-Lafayette does not need the police in his business.
-I feel like Lafayette is just being a jerk for the sake of the plot.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-"Dumbass."-Terry is the voice of wisdom.
-I might not know what's in Terry's Scramble, but I'd eat it.
-What the hell does Sam need so many cuties for? Seriously, what kind of bar food has cuties in it?
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| Is it for pun purposes? |
LIGHT OF DAY CAMP
-Jason and Steve shot stuff with paintballs like the manly men that they are.
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| Next up: Beer and skin mags. |
STACKHOUSE HOUSE
-Tara is crying on her birthday. Maryann and the crew come over to plot a birthday party. That's really all that happens. It's too boring to waste my wit on.
NEWLIN RESIDENCE
-This Sarah striptease is so out of place with the linearness of the show that it unnerves me. Especially when the fourth wall is broken.
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| Not the fourth wall. Never the fourth wall! |
-Also what the hell is the organizational system in this "church"?
-Who's eating all of this food?
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| Jesus is our co-dinner guest? |
-Arlene is being such a bitch to Daphne and it's definitely necessary.
-Everyone leaves for Tara's party except Lettie Mae who is still kind of a cunt.
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| You've got to have a lot of self confidence to pull off that much tacky jewellery. |
DALLAS AIRPORT
-Sookie drank 10 mini bottles of alcohol. At most that flight would be an hour and a half. I like the way that girl thinks.
-Sookie almost gets kidnapped, like the damsel in distress she'll start being this season, but Bill comes to the rescue, like the knight and shining armour he'll start being this season.
-While Bill comes to Sookie's rescue, Jessica get trapped in the coffin.
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| There's a joke in here somewhere. |
-There are a lot of people at Sookie's house. I don't think she would approve.
-However, everyone approves of Tara's dance moves.
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| It's just How She Move- Source |
-Is the Dallas Airport really the appropriate place and time for Jessica to start her vampire lessons?
-We find out that someone knew that Sookie was coming. None of these people are particularly good at keeping secrets so it could have been anybody.
LIGHT OF DAY CAMP
-For some reason I wrote that Jason reminded me of David Tennant in my notes, so enjoy David Tennant.
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| I know I will. |
HOTEL CARMILLA
-Sidenote, the name of the hotel refers to the novella Carmilla which featured a female (debatably lesbian) vampire. It was an inspiration for Dracula.
-The desk clerk is not impressed by Sookie and Bill's banter. Neither am I.
-Jessica, however, is killing it by fucking with the would be kidnapper.
-When Jessica's around Bill and Sookie have this weird mom and dad dynamic.
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| I bet he tells the worst dad jokes. |
-Maryann chants in Latin while Tara and Eggs have sex. Those two things are probably not connected.
LAFAYETTE'S DISPENSARY
-Lafayette is watching Jason and the Argonauts. He has the best taste in movies.
-Lafayette doesn't think it's a good idea to let Eric in, but Eric lifts his eyebrow and no one can say no to that.
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| And lo the Skarsbrow was born. |
-Bill pronounces the "h" in "what." I will never not point these out.
-Also there is some stuff about sending the would be kidnapper on his way like everything is all dandy. Of course it is, just look at Bill and Sookie's face!
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| Nothing but shiny happy people here! |
-Musical Moment of the Night: "Watch My Mouth" by Cazwell. It's Lafayette's jam.
-Lafayette dance humps against his furniture. I want some of Eric's blood too.
NEWLIN RESIDENCE
-I've realized that Anna Camp (Sarah) is like Kristen Stewart. Their mouths are both perpetually open. I still find Kristen Stewart more annoying.
HOTEL CARMILLA
-Sookie is still trying to maintain her good girl image by saying "fudge" instead of "fuck". This is after she was about to have sex with Bill so we've got to take it with a grain of salt.
-During Eric and Bill's conversation Bill is acting like he's very shrewd. He's not particularly.
STACKHOUSE HOUSE
-Sam and Daphne are about to get it on and Daphne describes Sam's attractive qualities perfectly: "You're sweet as hell and adorable and scruffy with that little grey in your hair and that hot little nose. And, damn, boy do you know how to wear a pair of pants."
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| Or as I like to say, he has an ass that don't quit. |
HOTEL CARMILLA
-New character alert: Barry the Bellboy!
END
SPOILERS
-Sadly, we never find out what Lettie Mae gave Tara.
-Eric says he's got to fly. He's being literal, because he can fly!
I've got to procure my own screencaps for the next ep, but these came from Home of the Nutty.
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