directed by: Michael Lehmann
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| Friendly disclaimer: The first picture will always be of Eric and Pam if they're in scene together in the episode. #sorrynotsorry |
-Picking up where we left off Dawn is dead in her bed and Sookie is screaming for help while standing around.
-While pity won't help Dawn now, Sookie laments, "Sweetie, what did you get yourself into?" I actually like Sookie for it.
-Jason arrives with flowers which is sweet and alcohol which is not really.
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| On the plus side he's all ready to poor some for his homie. |
OUTSIDE DAWN'S
-Arlene once again proves that there's not too much to do in Bon Temp except go to Merlotte's and stand outside crime scenes
-Maxine Fortenberry epitomizes our reaction to horrible things. The realisation that they are indeed horrible, but the inability to focus on anything else.
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| Just the group of people you want talking about your grizzly murder. |
INSIDE DAWN'S
-Sheriff Bud Dearborn questions Sookie, but Sookie can't keep other people's thoughts out. It must be annoying to her, because it sure is annoying to me.
-Jason thinks that he's "too damned pretty to go to prison." It's no surprise that I agree.
OUTSIDE DAWN'S
-Maxine tries to impress the peanut gallery with the line, "I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof...That's from a play."Arlene's persistence that Renee get the nice dollies is more impressive.
-"If all of our conversations end with them saying 'fine,' why do they bother putting up a fight?"
INSIDE DAWN'S
-Andy questions the nosy neighbor who refuses to say the word "bitch". Sorry lady, but this is True Blood and if you can't curse you're worthless to the writers.
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| "But don't worry guys. We'll still use the word bitch!" |
-Sidenote: The way Bud and Andy take notes about the murder is the exact way I take notes for these recaps.
OUTSIDE DAWN'S
-Andy brings a handcuffed Jason out to the cop car. Jason reiterates the fact that's he's as adorable and stupid as a dog by complaining that Andy didn't turn on the AC for him.
-Jason realizes that he still has a mess of V on him so he gets rid of it the only way he can think of: drinking the entire thing. Nevermind that he hides the vial in the cushion, which is just as damning.
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| Pictured: Thinking things through. |
-Mike Spencer and his assistant take Dawn's body out of her house. His assistant will later become the wheelchair kid from Glee.
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| It's pretty much the same audience right? |
-Bud and Andy are back to their favorite hobby of interrogating Jason about his dead lovers. Like beating a dead horse.
-"You're trying to trick me! It don't count if I get tricked...Does it?"
-Jason gets a super erection which must be super awkward. As a lady I know nothing of this.
-Jason goes to the bathroom to relieve himself, while Bud and Andy go back and forth whether Jason did it or not. The noises coming from the bathroom will not further any other suspicions that Jason is a sex freak.
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| The paper towel dispenser knows the truth. |
-"School is just for white people looking for other white people to read to them."-As someone with a Master's degree I can confirm this is the truth. Except the white people turned on the movies for me.
-Tara gets Jason off the hook by daydreaming aloud that they spent the night together.
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| Jason't face says "eat shit" |
-Gran wants Sookie to listen in at the bar and see if she can figure out who really killed Dawn and Maudette. But if Sookie figures that out now, what will take up the rest of the season?!
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Sookie listens to people's thoughts and confirms that people are awful. Has she never read the comments on a youtube video?
-Sam casts stones in glass houses by accusing Tara of carrying a torch for a Stackhouse.
JASON'S HOUSE
-Jason masturbates to get rid of his super erection while wearing his "clean up" towel around his neck. Gross.
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| Please tell me this is just a blister. |
-Jason shows that he's actually a human being by becoming remorseful about Dawn's death.
MERLOTTE'S
-Sweet, beautiful Hoyt.
-Jason seeks out Lafayette to complain about the V. Lafayette does not appreciate Jason coming to his place of employment to talk about the drugs he sold Jason, which is weird. All of my previous places of employment were where the drugs were sold!
-"I've got gout of the dick!"
-Bill comes into Merlotte's and he's about as welcome as clothes on Jason's body.
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| Someone cannot read the room. |
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL PARKING LOT
-Sookie convinces Bill to take her to the vampire bar, Fangtasia, in Shreveport.
-Sookie tells Bill it's not a date and even Jason wouldn't be fooled.
INSIDE MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Sookie let's Sam know that she'll be leaving with Bill to go to the vamp bar. Sam looks like his worst fear has been realized.
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| "All of this feathering for nothing!" |
BILL'S CAR
-Bill compliments Sookie by telling her she looks like "vampire bait."
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| She is showing a lot of neck. |
-Tara sets the scene by ranting "this ain't part of my job description, goddamnit!"
-Tara walks in on Jason with a raw steak on his penis. See previous comment.
-Jason rats out Lafayette (not cool) and Tara realizes this explains the dance she saw him do yesterday. "Without a reason that was some fucked up shit." I'll argue that it's still fucked up shit even with a reason.
-Tara also gives us our word of the day: "priapism". Now go use it in a sentence!
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| If your priapism lasts longer for four hours put a steak on it? |
-Sookie gets carded on the way into Fangtasia. We learn that she is 25. "How sweet it is".
-Fangtasia offers a lot to look at. First we've got the coroner assistant/Glee wheelchair kid showing his true colours.
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| Not the one with the boobs. |
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| A pretty accurate portrayal. |
-Sookie notices Eric, because duh, and Bill sounds like a whiney bitch about it.
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| Duh. |
-Jason has finally gone to a hospital and the doctor tries to figure out what caused his penis to look like an "eggplant".
-The doctor hints around at some drugs Jason might have taken and when he gets to V Jason becomes Lady Macbeth...because he doth protest too much.
-Tara agrees to stay with Jason while the blood gets drained out of his penis."I ain't gonna be the same after this." "Uh, you're not?!"
MERLOTT'E'S BAR AND GRILL
-Arlene asks Sam to walk her out to her car, but makes it clear she's never been with a vamp.
-Sam does and grabs some latex gloves before he leaves. That won't be important later!
FANGTASIA
-"How come no one will fuck me? I got a dog collar too!"-ha
-Eric summons them over. I'm wondering what took Sookie so long.
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| I, on the other hand, will be right there! |
-Eric and Pam interrogate Bill and Sookie and the vamps show us what real chemistry looks like.
-Also Sookie finds out some stuff about Maudette and Dawn. Or whatever.
-Fun fact, Eric and Pam's Swedish conversation goes something like this:
"Our little zoo is starting to grow." "I know."
-Sookie stupidly shows off her telepathy in front of vampires again by realizing there is an undercover cop at Fangtasia who is about to perform a raid.
-Eric and Pam escape by skateboarding out.
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| Guys I'm really going to have to work on my .gif-ing skills |
-Her mom has always been a drunk and Jason saved her once. That's why she saves him in this episode. SEE?!
BILL'S CAR
-Bill and Sookie get pulled over and the cop asks to shine a flashlight on Sookie's neck. The cop deserves Bill making him pee himself.
DAWN'S
-Sam shows us that he needed the gloves to sneak into Dawn's place to sniff her sheets. He should have brought a hair net too.
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| What I'm saying is evidence will now be everywhere. |
-Musical moment: "That Smell" by Lynard Skynyrd. Plays while Sam sniffs the sheets.
SPOILERS
-I would have included Bill's line about puns being the highest form of humour, because I love puns. However, it turns out that Ginger actually gave Fangtasia it's name, not an old timey vampire.
-Eric says that it's been a long time since he's seen Bill. Perhaps not since Bill was killing human Pam's prostitutes in San Francisco.
Screencaps procured from Home of the Nutty
Did I forget anything. Let me know in the comments!
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