directed by Daniel Minahan
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| Will these two just make out already? |
-Bill is still gone (yay)!
-"Fucking vampires! It's always nothing but shit"
JASON'S HOUSE
-I'll forgive this flashback even though it's from a previous episode, because the episode happened a year before, however, it was on the previously on.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Why hasn't anyone taken Tara way from Eggs' body?
BILL'S HOUSE
-Jessica brought a guest home.
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| For dinner (ha ha.) |
-Bill's been kidnapped by the "Fuck You Crew", which sounds more like a motorcycle gang to me.
OPENING CREDITS
FRENCH RESTAURANT
-Kenya is working those new bangs.
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| The only competent member of the Bon Temps police force. |
-Just a side note, there is no waiting period for a missing person. It's a weird lie that keeps being told on tv.
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Andy told everyone that he killed Eggs instead of Jason and, of course, Terry is there with the best support: "you are still a man that is capable of goodness and of heartbreak and generosity of spirit." Thank goodness we get to see more Terry in this season.
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| Nothing snarky to add here. |
BILL'S HOUSE
-Jessica tells the trucker that she can't bring him to the hospital. It's called dropping him off and it works for prom babies.
-The trucker's last words are "you're a fucking whore." I hope if I'm murdered my last words will be just as spiteful.
CAR
-Patrick Swayze's brother is one of the Fuck You Crew that kidnapped Bill.
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| Let's hope nobody starts ghosting. |
"And playing with your titties in a car full of dudes ain't."- It's been too long since we've seen a character on V-juice.
JASON'S HOUSE
-Andy comes in through Jason's window (not like that) to make sure Jason gets his story straight, because Andy's has plenty of holes in, like delicious Swiss cheese.
-Pam "tries" to stop Sookie, in the same why that "try" not to drink. Which is to say, not at all.
-Andy tells Jason to get back to his regular life which is "conscience off, dick on." That was my motto in college!
FANGTASIA
-Fangtasia plays really loud screaming music. As big of a fangbanger as I'd be, I'm not sure I could handle Fangtasia.
-Sookie tells Pam that she's in "no mood for lesbian weirdness."
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| Uh, don't speak for everybody Sookie. |
-"Holy s."
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| For once I agree with Sookie. |
-"Is Bill's stamina not up to snuff?"- There is so much about Bill that is not up to snuff.
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| His abs, for instance. |
-Bill finally becomes a badass and crashes the car.
STACKHOUSE HOUSE
-Lafayette gives Tara some tequila and klonopin. Don't mind if I do!
-Sookie tells Tara that she gave Eggs back his memories. He's dead Sookie, he's not going to tell on you!
-Tara attacks Sookie.
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| I don't think the drugs are working. |
-Eric is on the phone with another vampire trying to figure out where Bill is. What was Eric going to do to Bill?
-Pam brings up some good points about the Queen needing to know what's up.
SAM'S SEX DREAM
-I'm not sure how turned on I should be by this sex scene. On the one hand, topless Sam. On the other, topless Bill.
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| On the other, very suggestive dialogue. |
-"I hear the water in Arkansas is very hard."- I've definitely used that line before.
HOTEL
-The lady on the phone calls Sam "Sam Merlot" and has no idea what privacy means.
ROAD CREW
-Hoyt threatens to stick a branch up Jason's butt. Time for another Community reference.
-"You want to really fuck somebody's life up? Tell the truth about them."-Jason is not as dumb as he seems.
-Hoyt is being really obvious about moving in with Jason, and Jason is being really oblivious about it.
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| He can't always be on point. |
-Lafayette gets Lettie Mae over to make sure Tara doesn't try to kill herself. He's still not over the whole, pointing a gun in his face, thing.
-"Bitch, you/me bridge, ain't never gonna motherfucking happen."
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| Unless it's a bridge to push Lettie Mae off. |
-Sookie threatens Bud to send the search out for Bill. He's as interested as I am in doing that.
ONE STARBUCK'S TOWN
-Sam goes to a repair shop and tries to bond with his possibly brother by complimenting the tires. He's as bad as me trying to flirt with men.
LAFAYETTE'S DISPENSARY
-Tara's been surprised sermoned! It happens more than you would think in the south.
WOODS
-Bill slept in the ground and managed not to have gross sex with anybody afterwards.
BILL'S HOUSE
-Hoyt calls Jessica and goes on about his haircut while Jessica rudely interrupts.
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| It does make him look badass though. |
-The Magister and Queen rudely interrupt Yvetta's dance to declare that Shreveport is the V capitol. I'm sure that's the only time Shreveport has been first in anything.
-I like how the vampires act like they're in a sermon whenever vampire blood is mentioned.
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| The only thing I worship is Eric on a throne. |
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Arlene sniffs the food. I'd send that back, but instead Arlene realizes she's pregnant.
-Jason asks Hoyt where he's been. Hoyt responds that he's been crying. Like the thoughtful person Jason is, he just tells Hoyt to shut up.
-Someone named their child Missy. Gross.
-Jason manages to get some ladies to go home with that and when Hoyt complains Jason argues, "There's a certain amount of pussy overflow you just have to get used to dealing with."
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| Andy can't wait to use that line. |
-The Queen calls the Magister dull. Let's reverse those roles.
-The Queen threatens Eric by touching him in a bathing suite area. I'll have to try that next time.
-"Let [Bill] rot."-Hear, hear!
STACKHOUSE HOUSE
-Pam comes to drop off Sookie's check and it makes me wish that the show kept up Pam and Sookie's friendship that was in the books. TV Sookie doesn't really have/keep that many friends and Pam always has the best humour.
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| And clothes. |
MERLOTTE'S BAR AND GRILL
-Terry calls Arlene peculiar. Keep on keeping on Terry.
-Pam visits Lafayette (while still not staying in the walk in refrigerator) and demands that he move tout de suite.
-Pam Line of the Night: "You pickin' up, what I'm puttin' down?"
BILL'S HOUSE
-What a coincidence! Jessica was "called" by Bill for the first time on the same night Sookie learned that vampires could do that!
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| "Coincidence is a pimp and a cardsharper in ordinary fiction."Source |
-Bill attacks a little old lady, but pays her so I guess it's ok?
LAFAYETTE'S DISPENSARY
-Lettie Mae wants to bone the reverend while Tara tries to kill herself.
SAM'S CAR
-Sam just casually stalks his maybe brother to his maybe family's house.
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| To maybe find love. |
-Jason tries to get his "dick on" with the girls, but ends up seeing bullet holes in their heads. Guess he didn't turn his conscience off first.
-Hoyt cheerfully tells the ladies, offscreen, "It was real nice meeting y'all." At least someone in that house has manners.
ROADSIDE
-Sookie and Jessica reenact some Buffy and search for the meaning of a brand. It's "operation werewolf."
WOODS
-Bill faces off against a bunch of wolves and it should look frighting, but it doesn't.
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| I don't know what I hate more: werewolves or Bill. |
-Musical Moment for the Night: "Bad Blood" by Beck. Like a lot of my musical moments for the third season, it plays during the credits and is the title of the episode.
Hey look at that! No spoilers for this episode. How about you use the time you'd take reading the spoilers to leave a comment?
So I figure I should give a fair warning just in case this happens, but tomorrow night is the series finale of True Blood. It could be glorious, it'll probably just be ok, or I could hate it with a passion. There is a small chance that I'll hate it so much that I won't want to continue rewatching & recapping the show. Hopefully, it won't happen, but if it does at least there will be weekly Doctor Who recapage.
Home of the Nutty is going to disappoint me real soon when it comes to screencaps, but for now they're the best.
